Sheep
ARGHHHHHH!!!
I NEED that patch of farmland you piece of wool! We all hate these dudes, they ALWAYS get
in the way of the builders and just sit there. And the only way to get rid of these dudes
is to herd them into the ocean. And after you try for the one-thousandth time to export
'em, you kinda get hungry for lamb chops, don't you.
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Zebra
SHEW
you pesky stripe wearing horse! ALL RIGHT! WHO PAINTED THEIR HORSE! AS SOON AS I FIND OUT
WHO DID THIS THEY'RE ON A ONE WAY TICKET OUT OF THE LEGION AND INTO THE PIG
FARM! I don't think the centurion is gonna find the guy who did this, because I
don't think he wants to climb Mt. Olympus and mess with Zeus himself. They get
in the way of the building just like their woolen friends in the animal kingdom, and we
are not even sure if we can export them. And they don't even make good horses
for the fort.
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Wolves
The
worst kind of animal, and the hardest to get rid of. With sheep you can export them, with
zebras you can wall them, but the builders are afraid to do anything to wolves, for good
reasons. They prance into the most important part of town and kill the guys pushing
the cart full of expensive weapons just before they reach the warehouse and whoops! There
goes those three guys on a donkey, they always seemed so happy, but now they look angry, I
wonder why? And they usually have bags full of weapons, nothing there but a lot of
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