Songs

This page is devoted to actual Discworld Songs, well to ones mentioned within the novels. This is completely separate to the many filks that have been written.

• Amber & Jasper [MP]

  • Version 1: by Kelvix
  
  
  

• Why The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All - As popularised by Nanny Ogg [WS]

  • Version 1.12: reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and a.f.p.
  • Version 1.5: reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and a.f.p.
  • Version 2: by Heather Wood, with music!
  • Version 3: By Mark A. Mandel.
  • Version 4: the unexpurgated version, by John Warden
  • Version 5: A discworld fauna version, by Ulrich Schreitmueller
  • Ode to Hedgehog: a short version! by Smith and Ellis
  
  
  

• Gold [MAA]

  • Varying versions: as immortalised in the Timelines section of Lspace.
  
  
  

• Lo, the Infidels Flee the Wrath of Om [SG]

  • Version 1: Megamole
  
  
  

• The Patrician Doesn't have any Balls [GG]

  • Version 1 : by Supermouse
  
  
  

• Streets of Ankh-Morpork, The [RM]

  • Version 1: by Neil Padgen & Adrian Ogden
  • Version 2: by AfPhantom
  
  
  

• Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End, A [WS]

  • Version 1: by George Anketell
  • Version 2: by Alixandra Jordan
  
  
  

• Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice [H]

  • Version 1 : by Meg Thornton
  
  
  

To complete the list, I include other songs mentioned in the books. These are awaiting words from someone out there!

• Ankh-Morpork Malady [RM]
• Ankh-Morpork! Ankh-Morpork! So Good They Named it Ankh-Morpork [RM]
• Ball of Philodelphus, The [E]
• Ballad of Amber and Jasper, The [MP]
• Beggars Song [H]
  begins:
  Hogswatch is coming
  The pig is getting fat
  Please put a dollar in the old mans hat
  If you ain't got a dollar a penny will do
  and if you ain't got a penny then ...
• Carry Me Away From Old Ankh-Morpork [RM]
• Cavern Deep, Mountain High [SM]
• Claws of Iron Shall Rend the Ungodly [SG]
• Dingdong, Dingdong [WA]
• Don't Tread On My New Blue Boots [SM]
• Gathering Rhubarb [SM]
• Give Me That Music With Rocks in [SM]
• Good Gracious, Miss Polly [SM]
• He is Trampling the Unrighteous with Hooves of Hot Iron [SG]
• Hiho Song, The [MP]
• I Fear I'm Going Back to Ankh-Morpork [RM]
• May I Suck of Water Pure [TT]
• Nobody Knows(?) [H]
  includes:
  nobody knows how good we can live, on boots three times a day
• Oh will you Come to the Mission [TT]
• Pathway to Paradise [SM]
• Red Rosy Hen, The [H] The red rosy hen greets the dawn of the day...
• Sioni Bod Da [SM]
• Something's Gotten Into My Beard [SM]
• Sto Helit Lace [SM)
• There's a Great Deal of Shaking Happening [SM]
• Way of the Infidel is a Nest of Thorns,The [SG]
• We Shall Overcome [RM]

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