From: Peter Ellis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Dicksize Wars, was To teach or not to teach...
Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 00:54:23 +0100
Tiggs wrote:
>
> >You know, I've never seen a dicksize war about actual dicksize.
> >
> >Ok, I've got a ruler, drop 'em guys.
>
> /me pushes Peter Ellis forward
>
Who.. me.. eh? Yerwot? Ah, right, you want me for my world-famous organs; the most valued and respected parts of me, right? Vocal cords that is *grin*
A backing song for the competition, ladies and gentlemen...
On the first inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"That's not quite enough to fill me"
On the second inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"Still bloody small,
And that's not quite enough to fill me"
On the third inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"More than before,
Still rather small,
And it's not quite enough to fill me"
.
.
.
.
On the twelfth inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"OUCH!"
Remember, folks, sometimes more can be less...
Peter
PS And by the way, anyone writing the intervening verses to the above song just *hasn't* got the point, but no doubt some witless loon will, as bloody usual...
PPS Some comments are fit for IRC, some for Usenet. Some are fit for the public, some only for gatherings where you know everyone. Some are acceptable, some are *not*. This one, quite frankly, makes you wish the utterer had just shut the fuck up, because they've just spewed up something embarrassing; a little hairball on the carpet of your life.
PPPS Gues what? No, I *wasn't* amused
PPPPS And the Reputation thing is getting a *smidgen* out of hand, and I'm getting narked. Back off a bit, people, OK?
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