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Gid Holyoake

The Most Noble and Exalted Peculiar

Subject: Re: [I] Weird People Tricks
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett

In article <8rio04$f5m$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>, Kevin Hackett generously decided to share with us..

Snippetry..
> Erm, surely Turkey returns is a bad thing? The only Turkey return I've seen
> was that time I'd got drunk on Boxing Day and drove the Armitage Shanks
> Express... okay, too much information. Sorry

This is precisely why one should never drop an Xmyth dinner.. think of the calamity as perceived by the world's press:

"Xmas dinner dropped by UK citizen. Downfall of Turkey, destruction of China and overthrow of Greece predicted..."

Gid

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